Lyrics for The Archers theme tune, Billy Connolly’s proposed new UK national anthem.

Billy Connolly suggested ‘Barwick Green’, the theme tune of Britain’s much-loved radio show The Archers, as a new British national anthem. It would need lyrics – and as the only thing that seems to unite Britain right now is general and widespread anger, here is my suggestion:

Jock’s an angry Scottish man,
Taff’s an angry Welshman.
Kev’s an angry Englishman,
Their flag’s the Union Jack.
And Paddy their big mate is here,
From angry Northern Ireland –
So shortly after closing time,

You’ll get a damn good smack.
RUM ti tummity
RUM ti tummity
Etc.

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